- ELPD sees "Marine" on a resume and says "good enough"?
- Independent oversight board has severe lack thereof, both independence, and oversight?
- They don't vet recruits with even a simple glance at their Social Media?
- They know, and don't care, rendering their LGBTQ+ efforts as pandering?
- Or, no one is capable of being qualified to wield the god-like powers of a law-enforcer? <—(Occam's Razor)
You'll hear people remind others that "Officers are humans, too".
-Yeah, exactly.
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No one needs special permission to do good things, be charitable, heroic, or even save a life.
You only need a badge to do things that would otherwise be criminal, if done by anyone else.
So, why is there a small, consolidated-power stucture with special exemptions to commit crimes, in order to prevent them?
Like a cop on a motorcyle issuing a citation for no seatbelt...
It's an inevitable perversion of socialized security services everyone has no choice but to pay for, no matter how absurd it is.
I think you can comfortably call that tax-funded, coercive institutional slavery.
Regardless...
cityofeastlansing.gay's - Spotlight Officer!
🌈Officer Wyatt Daniel "I'm-feelin-nice-today" Keith🌈
“I'm the reason you came here - I'm the American Tragedy.”
Self-proclaimed American Tragedy turned enforcer of state violence.
All family members and private individuals have been blurred to maintain their privacy. Criticism is reserved exclusively for public officers acting in official capacity.
🌈 Public PR vs Private Prejudice
East Lashing PD displays rainbow flags and LGBTQ support on their public profiles, while harboring officers like Wyatt Daniel Keith, who traded slurs with his brother and posted anti-queer language on Facebook:
Public-facing East Lashing PD profile promoting LGBTQ inclusivity
Exchange between Wyatt and his brother, using "gay" and "queer" as insults
Mysogynistic and sexual posts
Sexualized eating disorder comment
Homophobia and misogyny often walk hand-in-hand. Here, both.
East Lansing deserves better than closet bigots parading as protectors. LGBTQ pride means nothing if those behind the rainbow still quietly cling to the hate it’s meant to dismantle.
🧠 Intellectual Formation (or Lack Thereof)
A peek into Wyatt's academic drive and intellectual priorities:
MLG = Major League Gaming
💬 Misogyny, Bigotry, and Playground-Level Prejudice
What the badge doesn't show you:
Ozzy, his lizard, pooped on his towel
🎮 The Gamer Cop Fantasy
Often left to his own devices, he trained for authority in Call of Duty lobbies:
🧨 Delusions of Depth
Melodrama masquerading as depth, now backed by state-sanctioned force:
This dossier is a work of parody, backed by archived public posts. Free speech is a two-way mirror.
