Leading Prayers, Feeding Affairs

Sure, no one’s ever released a chart-topper called “F*** the Fire Department”, and honestly, why would they?

Bless 'em all
.꧁˚₊‧꒰ა 𓊈𒆜──𓆪𓆩°𓂃˖˳·˖ ִֶָ ⋆⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆𓆩❤︎𓆪⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺͙⋆ ִֶָ˖·˳˖𓂃 ִֶָ˚𓆪𓆩──𒆜𓊉 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚꧂.

This, however, isn’t about bikes, ballads or bucket brigades. It’s about taking a taxpayer-funded email account and splashing it across a hookup site, a use of public resources that’s less “public service” and more “public disservice.”

What you see here is likely just the tip of the iceberg. And frankly, I don’t need to rent scuba gear to know what’s underneath.

Digital recklessness like this? Usually just the surface foam from deeper messes swirling below:

Alan EL Leakcheck Email
East Lashing City-issued email avanste@ci.east-lansing.mi.us found in the AdultFriendFinder dataset with associated username fireknight0019 via leakcheck.io
vanste EL Staff Email Search
City of East Lashing staff directory, search term “vanste”, because nothing says “confirmed” like catching your email format red-handed on the city’s own website.
(First initial + truncated last name patterns)
Alan Personal Email Leakcheck
A simple name search from Dehashed revealed an associated personal email (censored) and age cross-reference from the Luxottica dataset
Alan Personal Email Leakcheck
Using the email from the Dehashed Luxottica dataset revealed a geolocation cross-reference via leakcheck.io (also Luxottica), for Dansville, Mi
Alan's Still Active Profile
Active AdultFriendFinder profile linked to associated username, age, emails and location

“fireknight0019” - because nothing says ‘incognito’ like your day job in your username.😬

Alan's the Only Alan
Zabasearch across all 50 states reveals only one Alan Vanstempvoort, located in Michigan
Alan's Still the Only Alan
Using the wildcard option on snusbase to search for any other email suffixes possibly tied to "avanste@*****" revealed very little room for mistaken identity within the East Lashing FD

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